Collection: Artists Cards
Greetings and Salutations
Original Art Cards you will not find everywhere else. All blank and all come with an envelope.
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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works.
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4-pack:I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the heck is going on.
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4-pack:I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth.
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At my funeral I am giving everyone a stun gun. Last one standing gets all my stuff.
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Seriously, don't talk to me right now. I don't want to get sassy this early this early.
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Wonderful things will happen if you choose not to be a miserable cow.
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In case Facebook has not already informed you I am interested in an event near you tomorrow.
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My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick, especially because his name is Steve.
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I hate it when I lose things at work like my favorite pen or my will to live
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I'm not pregnant but I'm still eating for two. Me and my inner bitch. She likes tacos.
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Me to my kids "You is smart. You is kind. You is important. You is loud. You is aging me. You is expensive."
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Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.
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My house isn't dirty. I just like to have everything on display like a museum.
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Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I rememer that I put up with you so we're even.
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A mother's love is unconditional. Her temper is another subject.
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Wishing you a wonderful day on the anniversary of your epic vaginal descent.
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