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  • Not only does my mind wander... sometimes it walks off completely.
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  • Nothing says “I mean business” like using a cart at the liquor store.
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  • Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.
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  • Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an expert opinion.
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  • One of us is right. The other one is you.
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  • People think I’m shy, but I really just have no interest in talking to idiots.
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  • She said “that’s a lot of money to spend on crafts” and I knew we..
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  • She was tempted to cause a scene.
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  • So when is this old enough to know better supposed to kick in.
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  • Sorry for the mean, hurtful, accurate things I said to you.
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  • That moment when you hear someone else call your best friend their best friend and you are like no.
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  • The pity train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up and Move On.
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  • The sarcasm is strong with this one.
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  • This is my cup of care. Oh look, its empty.
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  • Today was going great until people.
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  • We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.
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  • We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
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  • When I ask for directions, please do not use words like East.
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  • Where’s the unsubscribe button on adulthood.
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  • Why limit happy to an hour?
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  • Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
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  • You drink too much. You have questionable morals.You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.
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  • You smell like drama and a headache, please get away from me.
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  • Your crazy is showing you, might want to tuck that back in.
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  • 51-SW10
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  • A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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  • A mother's love is unconditional. Her temper is another subject.
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  • Age like wine not like milk.
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  • All you need is love and wine...maybe some chocolate and a nap. But mostly love because no great story ever started with salad.
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  • An empty cup of coffee is like, I don't even want to think about it.
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  • At my funeral I am giving everyone a stun gun. Last one standing gets all my stuff.
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  • Be a nice human.
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  • Be brave…even if you're not, pretend to be.
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  • Be careful how you are talking to yourself because you are listening.
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  • Be the person your dog thinks you are.
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  • Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works.
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  • Be who you needed when you were young.
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  • Boreal Soaps made in Grand Marais, by Rachel Rae
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  • Cleaning with children in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
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  • Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
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