Collection: Products
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4-pack:Cleaning with children in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
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4-pack:Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
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- $9.00
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4-pack:Excuse me, here is your nose. I found it in my business.
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4-pack:Forecast for today: unproductive with a chance of a nap.
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4-pack:How much better would life be if a liar’s pants really did catch fire.
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4-pack:I admit that my weirdness is above the national average, but I’m confortable with that.
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4-pack:I didnt see anyone today so I’m wearing this again tomorrow.
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4-pack:I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth.
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4-pack:I dont know where all this crap about me being a “difficult person” is coming from.
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4-pack:I just don’t want to look back one day and say I could’ve eaten that.
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4-pack:I meant to behave, but there were too many other options.
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4-pack:I want you to know that someone cares. Not me but someone.
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4-pack:I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
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4-pack:I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the heck is going on.
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4-pack:I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
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4-pack:I’d love to talk, but I’m in a hurry to get home so I can be alone.
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4-pack:I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking for it to be a donut.
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4-pack:Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight youre drunk.
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4-pack:Listen, before I had my coffee, I didnt know how awesome I was going to be either.
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- $9.00
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