Sisterhood Sayings

A collection of original cards by Jill Terrill, Sweet, Sassy and Snarky. Available retail and wholesale.
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  • I meant to behave, but there were too many other options.
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  • Today was going great until people.
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  • I could give up chocolate but Im not a quitter.
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  • That moment when you hear someone else call your best friend their best friend and you are like no.
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  • I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle.
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  • I’m not childish, youre just a big doody head.
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  • I smell old people. Oh wait, thats you! Happy Birthday
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  • Forecast for today: unproductive with a chance of a nap.
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  • I want you to know that someone cares. Not me but someone.
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  • I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the heck is going on.
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  • We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.
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  • I dont know where all this crap about me being a “difficult person” is coming from.
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  • How much better would life be if a liar’s pants really did catch fire.
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  • Nothing says “I mean business” like using a cart at the liquor store.
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  • Not only does my mind wander... sometimes it walks off completely.
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  • I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
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  • Cleaning with children in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
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  • Your crazy is showing you, might want to tuck that back in.
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  • Where’s the unsubscribe button on adulthood.
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  • Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an expert opinion.
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  • Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight youre drunk.
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  • So when is this old enough to know better supposed to kick in.
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  • I do this thing called what I want.
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  • One of us is right. The other one is you.
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  • The sarcasm is strong with this one.
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  • Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
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  • You drink too much. You have questionable morals.You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.
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  • Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
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  • confortable with that
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  • I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking for it to be a donut.
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  • We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
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  • I didnt see anyone today so I’m wearing this again tomorrow.
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  • My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.
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  • When I ask for directions, please do not use words like East.
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  • Why limit happy to an hour?
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  • In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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  • Listen, before I had my coffee, I didnt know how awesome I was going to be either.
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  • Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.
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  • She was tempted to cause a scene.
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  • Marry someone who can cook. Looks fade, hunger doesnt.
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